Think Twice III (Now You're Not Here)
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I'm back with a sad-but-true song about my relationship over last Christmas.
Sung in my unique, award-winning(*) vocal style as usual. Since my last track, I have had singing lessons from Blazin' Squad, Victoria Beckham, One True Voice and Lagerfeldt's autotune system.
Please enjoy me singing my guts out.
(*) The "We Hope You Shut Up if We Give You This" award
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Baby,
You're not here and now I'm lonely,
I'm lonely, I'm lonely,
Yes I'm on my own,
Now you're not here... now you're not here.
Honey,
You threw lots of crockery at me,
They hit me, they hurt me
And you told me to eat
A bowl of fuck... a bowl of fuck.
Sweet thing,
Do you remember the beginning,
When you leaned on that wall
And I said, "hello",
You said "FUCK OFF!", you said "fuck off!"
But now those happy days are gone,
And here I am, wanking on the john,
I remember when we met, I shouted out,
"You and me babe.... we can make it... YOU BITCH!"
Sweetness,
I won't have a merry Christmas,
Since you left, and took the
Number sixty-four bus,
To Milton Keynes... to Milton Keynes
Slapper,
My New Year is looking better,
Now you've left and I'm here, dating
Kylie Minogue
Her arse is ACE, better than yours.
Sung in my unique, award-winning(*) vocal style as usual. Since my last track, I have had singing lessons from Blazin' Squad, Victoria Beckham, One True Voice and Lagerfeldt's autotune system.
Please enjoy me singing my guts out.
(*) The "We Hope You Shut Up if We Give You This" award
SingalongaPerhapsadoobie
Baby,
You're not here and now I'm lonely,
I'm lonely, I'm lonely,
Yes I'm on my own,
Now you're not here... now you're not here.
Honey,
You threw lots of crockery at me,
They hit me, they hurt me
And you told me to eat
A bowl of fuck... a bowl of fuck.
Sweet thing,
Do you remember the beginning,
When you leaned on that wall
And I said, "hello",
You said "FUCK OFF!", you said "fuck off!"
But now those happy days are gone,
And here I am, wanking on the john,
I remember when we met, I shouted out,
"You and me babe.... we can make it... YOU BITCH!"
Sweetness,
I won't have a merry Christmas,
Since you left, and took the
Number sixty-four bus,
To Milton Keynes... to Milton Keynes
Slapper,
My New Year is looking better,
Now you've left and I'm here, dating
Kylie Minogue
Her arse is ACE, better than yours.
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REVIEW BY quinch (15/10/2005) AAuuuggghhh make it stop awful singing please ears bleeding can't see to unplug the speakers funny lyrics will haunt me forever someone please please unplug the speakers have mercy how can a human voice warble so much the lyrics are so catchy oh FOR THE LOVE OF GHOD NO IT'S ON A LOOP....{collapses in a twitching heap on the floor} |
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Skitz shouts: Power Ballad Perhaps-a-Doobie style! Genius Lyrics with mention of Milton Keynes and Kylie Minogue - what else do you want!:)
Makke shouts: Oh yeah! Perhaps-a-Doobie in the house! Gave me a good few laughs. More of this! Dan shouts: Heh, love the "high notes" and some classic lyrics Tas shouts: Not the funniest I've heard from perhaps. Strangely this would have made an outstanding serious mix (The backing music is so good). eliot shouts: If the singing would be better... I have gave a red one - but still very funny ;-) infamous shouts: Haaa!!!! Absolutely f'king tremendous!
beldin shouts: The vocals sound awful! LMan shouts: Great humour and nice execution.:) ifadeo shouts: Funny lyrics, very nice remix... c64glen shouts: Eat a bowl of fuck :D luke shouts: Interesting arrangement but the vocals... I don't know... exo shouts: Pretty funny.:) romeo_knight shouts: It's him how we know him. fastrobplus shouts: Wacky! GummaGamma shouts: Like the voice, very weird! hbasm shouts: Haha....:-)
weasel shouts: Surely is a parodie here... But... Well.... NOPE!! _THIS_ is not my style here now!! Aaaaarghhhlll... The _voice_ kills it definitely!:-) _steve_ shouts: It's so bad its amusing. The lyric is a classic.
prowler shouts: Eeeehehe! :) I bet you are one helluwa kareoke singer! nettuno shouts: Argh! Your voice is a sweet nightmare... However is a good work. anaconda shouts: It's so bad, that it's good. omoroca shouts: Funny! thestrup shouts: Damn what a terrible remix. nicodaemus shouts: Lyrics - top. Vocals - horrible. Music - ok. 'nuff said. Zilog shouts: So bad and so good at the same time :) Just can't beat the Boz thing, LMAO
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