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Post by 1337 »

Granted, but then we would have something even worse bestowed upon us.

I wish they would invent time travel sometime soon.

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1337 wrote:I wish they would invent time travel sometime soon.
Granted! The very moment a working time travelling machine gets to work, the whole universe will collapse through the paradoxon.

I wish I could find my "vanished" CDs... and possibly crack some skulls (not mine) in the process...
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Granted, but then you'd have allow yourself to be suckered into a black hole. That's where everyones lost property ends up these days. Thing is, the gravity is so strong that you'll never escape.

I wish that my cats didn't pester me while I'm on the computer

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Granted but since you rarely use your computer as a physical platform, your cats become the very bane of your existence - annoying you whereever you are, whatever you do, EXCEPT, when you stand or sit or lie on your computer.

I wish pigs could fly.
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granted.. and the price of bacon skyrockets ^^

i wish i had a flash duster
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Granted, but as I get a headache trying and failing to find out what a flash duster is, I'll give you a headache twice as bad instead.

I wish I did know what a flash duster is..
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Granted, but then nobody else would do the dusting ever again, and you'd get an allergic reaction from the dust and walk around sneezing for half an hour.

I wish there was a robot to do the laundry for me, that way I wouldn't need to get out of my chair every time I have to wash my work uniform.

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Granted. The robot also gives you electric shocks if you ever try to get out of your chair. (It might think youre trying to do its job)

I wish I figure it all out.
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Granted, your figuring-it-out-skills maximize to the point where nothing escapes your wit, nothing eludes your imagination. Your first insight: knowledge is power, power corrupts - you just corrupted yourself bigtime muhahahaha. :twisted:

I wish I was living in a perfect world.
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Granted. Ooops i just removed you from the this world.

Ill be back tomorrow so.. I wish you all a good night :)
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I'm sorry, you just made my wish come true. :lol:

I wish the wishmaster would grant the wish of the followup poster.
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Haha :D I suppose i did.
This is getting tricky..

Granted! I wish for nothing.
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Granted :D You already have everything, with nothing left to wish or dream for, your life gets dull and empty.

I wish SLAY Radio would be broadcasted on FM worldwide.
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Granted, but the finance for it is set up by Malcolm Glazer who then gets his own presenters in (probably his sons) instead of the regulars and all the shows suffer the humilation of zero listeners before the whole station gets taken off the air....

I wish that my pre-ordered C64DTV would arrive for me before I go on holiday on Friday.
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It arrives tomorrow, broken during transport. :shock:

I wish the purple tentacle would leave the green tentacle alone with his evil schemes.
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