Ask Sonic!

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 27/02/2006 - 14:53

It's a thread where no matter how outlandish your question, Sonic Wanderer will either answer it, or make fun of it!

Chris

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 27/02/2006 - 14:54

My first questions are:

Are fruit smoothies only 1 of your 5 daily portions of fruit and vegetables like Which magazine says, or 2/5 like the manufacturers say?

and

What was the poke for the Commodore Pet that disabled the run/stop key?

Chris

Tonka · Post by **Tonka** » 27/02/2006 - 15:16

I AM NOT A NERD!!!

Please find attached a more RECENT photo (taken as I type) to prove it!!!

SEE - I'm SO cool I even SMOKE fags 'n shit... Chick magnet or WHAT?!!!

(Ahem) Anyway, I don't know the answer to either question... Sonic will though(?)..

Tonka

Sonic Wanderer · Post by **Sonic Wanderer** » 27/02/2006 - 18:02

Chris Abbott wrote:My first questions are:

Are fruit smoothies only 1 of your 5 daily portions of fruit and vegetables like Which magazine says, or 2/5 like the manufacturers say?

and

What was the poke for the Commodore Pet that disabled the run/stop key?

Chris

1. It's actually both. Depending on the fruit used, and amount of alcohol used to shove it down.

2. That's an easy one. You poked it hard with a screwdriver, and *voila*.

3. You grab a wooden stick, carve a hole and gently attach it to your manhood with a stapler. Then you let the whole package soak for an hour in vinegar blended with strawberry jam, and you're done. Enjoy.

Sonic Wanderer · Post by **Sonic Wanderer** » 27/02/2006 - 18:05

Woops. That third one was apparently posted in the wrong forums.

Anyone else attending http://www.sadomasochisticdominationand ... onzone.org ?

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 27/02/2006 - 21:27

Where do flies go when its raining... hmmmm ?

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 27/02/2006 - 21:44

Sonic Wanderer wrote:Woops. That third one was apparently posted in the wrong forums.
Anyone else attending http://www.sadomasochisticdominationand ... onzone.org ?

Nope. Just you apparently

Sonic Wanderer · Post by **Sonic Wanderer** » 27/02/2006 - 22:07

Matrix wrote:Where do flies go when its raining... hmmmm ?

But *DUH*. To the pub, ofcourse.

_tim_forsyth · Post by **_tim_forsyth** » 27/02/2006 - 22:21

Dear Mr Wanderer,

Why does my toaster vend toast like some kind of bread-hoare? Why cant it get a normal job like sweeping streets or serving the needy and homeless?

Many thanks,

DHS · Post by **DHS** » 27/02/2006 - 23:04

Dear Sonic,

Why Gesus?

FFRenzy · Post by **FFRenzy** » 27/02/2006 - 23:34

Dear Sonic,

why am i the only sane person on this board ?

Regards,

FFrenzy

Sonic Wanderer · Post by **Sonic Wanderer** » 27/02/2006 - 23:56

_tim_forsyth wrote:Dear Mr Wanderer,

Why does my toaster vend toast like some kind of bread-hoare? Why cant it get a normal job like sweeping streets or serving the needy and homeless?

Many thanks,

A) Because it got bored of making waffles.
B) Because you're too busy posting crap on this forum. =)

( <NORMAL MODE> and B2) You're too busy making awesome remixes like Flightpath 737. Love that one, man!!!!!. </NORMAL MODE>)

DHS wrote:Dear Sonic,

Why Gesus?

Because Gawd said so.

FFrenzy wrote:Dear Sonic,

why am i the only sane person on this board ?

Regards,

FFrenzy

You're not. Everyone else is. Stop licking that toad!

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 28/02/2006 - 3:51

1) If an asteroid passed close by the north pole and created "top spin" on the planet - what would happen to the human race ?

2) Would you like some toast ?

Waz · Post by **Waz** » 28/02/2006 - 7:42

Sonic,

Why oh why is Penny Smith still a contestant on BBC One's Just The Two Of Us

Sonic Wanderer · Post by **Sonic Wanderer** » 28/02/2006 - 9:58

Matrix wrote:1) If an asteroid passed close by the north pole and created "top spin" on the planet - what would happen to the human race ?

2) Would you like some toast ?

1). The human race would go "Weeeeeeeeeeee!" and then we'd all die due to the vomit flood.

2). Yes please. Pass the jam.

Waz wrote:Sonic,

Why oh why is Penny Smith still a contestant on BBC One's Just The Two Of Us

She's not. You've been watching re-runs for the last 10 years.