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:D


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it,
I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping in Debenhams.
I walked around with her while she tried on several very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said pick out a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was excited.

She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when
she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I
blurted out,

"No honey, I don't feel like it."


Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"

I then said "honey I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial means as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I add

"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"




Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. :roll:
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LMFAO !!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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LMFAO..

This is the best story of it's kind I've read... .. .. ever !!
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Post by Nickenstien »

HAHA!! Fucking brilliant :D
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I'm gay...I don't know such problems. :roll:

Nevertheless it was amysant to read.;)
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Post by Nickenstien »

(name removed), that was your 100th post!

Does he win a balloon or anything ? :D
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Thanks.

But I think, it's rather "experience" I won here.
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Post by Nickenstien »

WHAT!!!

You mean I could keep posting a possibly never recieve a Remix64 Balloon for my efforts!

PAH!

i'm unregistering right now!

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Post by LMan »

Nickenstien wrote:WHAT!!!

You mean I could keep posting a possibly never recieve a Remix64 Balloon for my efforts!

PAH!

i'm unregistering right now!

:twisted:
No baloon, but a promotion to "Forum Loony". Is that nothing?
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Post by Nickenstien »

oooh I didnt realise that part :D

ok, i guess i'l stay in that case.

so do you get a balloon at 1000 then :P

hehe
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I only accept helium baloons from cute boys (like you maybe ;)) with pink greeting cards and a kiss on the card.;)
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Steve B : it killed me :D :D :D :D
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Post by Vosla »

Nickenstien wrote:oooh I didnt realise that part :D

ok, i guess i'l stay in that case.

so do you get a balloon at 1000 then :P

hehe
Nope! No balloon at 1000. Maybe a nice forum rank like me... um... forget it.


As for the story:
It's funny but I guess most women won't find that funny at all and start to drone:
"You can't understand us! You are not sensible enough!"

At least most men try to understand women while most women just try to CHANGE men.
After a successful change they complain: "You aren't the man anymore I learned to love!" WHAT?! WTF do you WANT?!

Funny enough: my best (non-sexual) relationships with women were those with lesbos as they didn't permanently thought that they were a godly gift to men to be valued and worshipped for their bodies (though they never thought of giving you that gift, though).
You may turn that one around for proving womens' point but the male behavior in this case would describe simple machos.

Let the stoning begin...
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Post by Nickenstien »

@Vosla,

LOL!! so you get to pick your header when you reach 1000! great
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