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How many Rmx64 forum members does it take to change a lightb

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How many Rmx64 forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Three to correct spelling/grammar errors.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb".

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant tTo this group.

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "Do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."

Three to tell a funny story about their cat and a light bulb.

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One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with something unrelated and start it all over again.
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And another one to complain that small lightbulb companies aren't supported enough by the lightbulb community :)
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he-he... although I'm really glad we don't seem to have the spelling correction and "look it up at google" problems that's common on so many forums. So thanks R64 folks, you guys rock! :)
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Chris Abbott wrote:And another one to complain that small lightbulb companies aren't supported enough by the lightbulb community :)
Oh Chris!... How I love your self irony! :lol:

Anyways, can we have some of those figures documented TAS!? :twisted:

Anyways, I believe I just realised why It takes me so long to actually change a broken lightbulp :mrgreen:
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How many Micro$oft software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just trademark Darkness as the new industry standard



How many IT engineers does it to take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to fill in the fault form, one to switch off and one to switch it on again.
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merman wrote:How many Micro$oft software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just trademark Darkness as the new industry standard



How many IT engineers does it to take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to fill in the fault form, one to switch off and one to switch it on again.
Now Gates shure is a mighty man ... Merman, but I'll surely love to see him beat Lucifer in court! :wink:
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How many estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole bunch. 1 to hold the lightbulb and the rest that turns the house... :bash:
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trace wrote:How many estate agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole bunch. 1 to hold the lightbulb and the rest that turns the house... :bash:
Trace: Can you then tell me how comes, that everytime I've been heavily drunk, and just want to go to bed and sleep it out, those damn estate agents have to start changing lightbulps the minute I lye down on me back?
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*grin*

Hmmm let me shine a little light on one error you made Tas. You forgot all about the energy saving lightbulbs!
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Misser wrote:*grin*

Hmmm let me shine a little light on one error you made Tas. You forgot all about the energy saving lightbulbs!
And one to point out Energy Saving lightbulbs ;)
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'Me Too'

Did u sit up all night making that one up???!!!!

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5 to claim that the correct technical term is lamp, not light bulb.
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One famous hip hop producer to clone the lightbulb design and make lots of $ from it.
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