It was uncovered today that DJ Skitz has found number of Hard Disk errors in his E: drive which contained much of his life. This has left the world famous DJ in a bit of a pickle because the offending Samsung HD501LJ drive seemed to experience an identity crisis and thought it was some kind of cross country skier for a while and went for a casual skate all over the disk leaving the content in an unknown state.
After initially shouting out like Ned Flander's from The Simpons which could apparently be heard from the far corners of Milton Springsteen he started to piece back the pieces of his life that the corporate giant Sumsung had stolen from him (heartless bastards!). It was touch and go for a while but using his skillful hands much of the content was able to be saved to the much safer hands of a Western Digital recepticle of information.
This experience has obviously left DJ Skitz in a state of shock and his life is in complete tatters trying to piece together the pieces of his once wondeful life in cyberspace and he will not be doing his normal Saturday Night Warmup Show this weekend, not because of the HDD failure but simply because he has other plans on Saturday Night!
DJ Skitz's final comment was that he would return in the future when they have invented wall mounted keyboards....
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