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Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 08/10/2010 - 22:44
by Steve B
A smile crosses your face
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 08/10/2010 - 23:37
by Chris Abbott
You feel a warm sensation in your trousers. Is that Chocolate melting, or a hamster in a microwave?
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 08/10/2010 - 23:47
by Dumper
You look inside the microwave, and see a steaming hamster covered in chocolate.
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 09/10/2010 - 0:59
by Steve B
> i
You are carrying:
Staple gun
Hamster food
Chocolate box (empty)
>look
You are in a square room. You can see:
Microwave oven
Well pissed off hamster
Infinite improbability drive
Duck tape
Exits are north, east and west
What do you want to do ?
>
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 09/10/2010 - 13:52
by trace
> CLS
> RUN
> Syntax error.
> END
> I don't understand you
> REBOOT
> I don't have shoes so I can't ReBoot
> RESTART
> I haven't started yet so I can't ReStart
> QUIT
> NO! YOU Quit!
> WHY?
> Syntax Error.
>
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 09/10/2010 - 22:23
by merman
Steve B wrote:> i
You are carrying:
Staple gun
Hamster food
Chocolate box (empty)
>look
You are in a square room. You can see:
Microwave oven
Well pissed off hamster
Infinite improbability drive
Duck tape
Exits are north, east and west
What do you want to do ?
>
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver...
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 11/10/2010 - 19:45
by beyond
Actions speaks louder than duck tape... Quack!
Possible exits are: NORTH, UP
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Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 11/10/2010 - 21:24
by tomsk
Possible exits are: NORTH, UP
:GO UP
You go UP. You see a large and pointless forum post all around you.
What do you want me to do....I mean really ????
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 11/10/2010 - 23:50
by Dumper
tomsk wrote:Possible exits are: NORTH, UP
:GO UP
You go UP. You see a large and pointless forum post all around you.
What do you want me to do....I mean really ????
You have one of three choices.
1. Deactivate account.
2. Ignore thread.
3. Slap Beyond.
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 12/10/2010 - 8:43
by Steve B
3 !
Go with 3 !
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 12/10/2010 - 10:03
by merman
Ooh, that looks like fun
/me slaps beyond
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 12/10/2010 - 12:37
by Chris Abbott
merman wrote:Ooh, that looks like fun
/me slaps beyond
Slap-bet commissioner says "that's valid. I bequeath unto you five more slaps".
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 13/10/2010 - 4:54
by beyond
You guys are lucky that I'm totally ignoring this!
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 13/10/2010 - 9:41
by Steve B
*SLAP*
Re: IGNORE! Machine did this instead of 'reply to thread'
Posted: 13/10/2010 - 9:50
by merman
beyond wrote:You guys are lucky that I'm totally ignoring this!
Who said that?