Commodore Remix

Vosla wrote:I wish my jokes would improve over time

Granted, but they still wouldn't be funny until the year 2.000.000 AD.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted, you will sleep when your dead.

I wish it was Christmas

Granted, but Santa Claus will get stuck in your chimney and the reindeers will fall through your roof.

I wish my ex-girlfriend would go away.

Granted, but she'll go to a cloning facility buying 1000 replicas of herself.

I wish my code would run on PS2

Granted, but only after you strip the PS2 of its interior and put a PC mainboard + components into it.

I wish I had mastered assembler on the c64.

Wish Granted, but it's also the only thing you can in life, You won't be able to walk, talk, communicate.. You slowly turned into a Veggie...

I wish I had more HDD-Space..

n3mo wrote:...You slowly turned into a Veggie...

Oh no, not that! Noo! NOO! NOOOOOOOO

n3mo wrote:I wish I had more HDD-Space..

Granted, but you're stuck with Windows 3.11, and it wouldn't be able to handle the extra hd space.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wishes.

Wish Granted.. Terrence Hill will be following you for the rest of your life, making your life more miserable than it already is...

I wish I had the ability to fly..

Granted, but you would get used by local airports who would make you have those phat passengers that take up three seats all on their own.

I wish I could strangle that bloody annoying Crazy Frog to stop him polluting my TV enjoyment...

Wish Granted, He's dead and forgotten on tv.. But now you have him as room mate instead making sounds when you watch tv..!

I wish that every radio-stations in DK would play ANYTHING else than that shity Pop...

Granted, Honorabili is now the biggest star on DK radio stations.

I wish this wish wount get corrupted.

Granted. It needn't be corrupted, it's useless anyway

I wish I had 200000 Euros.

Granted, youll get it in 1 cent coins, and you need a 200000e truck to get them home.

I wish i could go home from work now.

(nice one btw )

*LOL* nice one, too!

Granted, you can go home now because you got fired.


I wish LucasArts would make Monkey Island 5 - as funny as Monkey 1-3, in the comic/Point 'n Click style of Monkey 3.

Granted, you will get so addicted your wife will soon find you sleeping at the zoo.

I wish I'd be fired for playing too much silly games on the internet