Commodore Remix

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Okay, in this game we mention what gets on our nerves the most, and then the next person says something that would suggest that if that thing that annoys didn't exist then something worse would happen.

I'll start us off:

I hate it when people fart and then blame somebody else.

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1337 wrote:I hate it when people fart and then blame somebody else.

I hate it when people take credit for my farts!

I hate it when other drivers DO NOT INDICATE - I'm not sodding psychic!

(Er, not really connected to farting - I just needed to rant about that).

I hate it when people aren't psychic enough to predict when i'm going to fart.

(trying to make a link between the previous two)

i hate it when my farts claim to be phychic

I hate farts that actually <b>ARE</b> psychic, because then the farts spy on me.

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1337 wrote:I hate farts that actually <b>ARE</b> psychic, because then the farts spy on me.

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And in very secret places, too! *Runs away...*

I hate farts that aren't psychic but psychotic. Huh?

1st - phychotic farts - LOL.

I hate it when you run for a lift and you see people standing in it and you shout wait.. and they just stare blank at you as the doors close and they do sod all about it.. except for that guy at the back who finds the whole situation rather amusing... bastard.

But if lifts had to wait for everyone at every floor, they would never go anywhere, and people would take the stairs, and everyone would be fitter, and the diet industry would collapse...

...and then all the people who are working for slimfast would have to go on welfare.

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I hate it when someone bumps into you and doesn't have the decency to appologise.

Hate it even worse if you say "Good day" to someone and the person acts as if he/she wouldn't notice you (although only 2 metres away).

On a sidenote: I'm always tempted to append an "Asshole", and if the person reacts to that I'd ask why he/she didn't notice the "Good day" but the "Asshole". Never had the guts so far, but one day, one day...

I hate it when....

You have a complaint and some clever spudd talks to you like a child.

Happened to me just 2 days ago when JFK airport lost my bags.

I hate it when people don't flush the bloody tiolet when they've been.

I hate it when you go to a public toilet and you suddenly realise that it WON'T flush.

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