movie stars who looked

Apply a soft warm

Never thought i would like a sci-fi series better than Star Trek TNG, but Stargate SG-1 is absolutely brilliant.

My household has 3 cats.

Clementine who is getting fatter by the day.
Nelson who has just one eye.
Finally Mr Jeeves who is one of the ugliest cats on the planet.

lost his balls when

Unfortunately you always get one.

I hate it when people don't flush the bloody tiolet when they've been.

How about putting him in a Guillotine next?

I hate it when people aren't psychic enough to predict when i'm going to fart.

(trying to make a link between the previous two)

that started ticking rapidly

I would be happy to hear some Huelsbeck tunes i may not have heard before, but as you say only if it is legally ok.

His helmet began vibrating

Now this was a nice suprise, great work Midian i really hope you decide to do a few more remixes.

on his big hairy

Give you the shits