Did you catch the rantings before you even get to the story? AGAIN AS A FINAL WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS HEAVY SEX, ABULT LANGUAGE AND TALKS ABOUT MY PERSONAL ENCOUNTER WITH LINK. THIS STORY IS BASED ON DREAMS, DREAMS ABOUT MY LIFE WITH HIM. IF YOU FIND THE CONTENT OF THIS STORY TO BE OFFENSEVE, Q...

I don't think I'd even WANT a T-Rex as a pet. Mind you, I could always threated people I don't like with it. Tell 'em I'd feed them to my oversized pet.

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spaghetti

Then you'd be able to see nothing, and trip over something causing you to break an arm or leg.

I wish it didn't rain so often.

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The further you get through the story, the worse it gets. This is tame compared to some of the stuff I've seen at:

http://www.godawful.net

Take a good look through Golden Oldies.

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were bawling very loudly

Taz ate worms with his breakfast the other day.

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I told you about it *because* it's bad! I can't help but poke fun at people who write things that deranged. I've read that epic from beginning to end, out of morbid curiosity. It gets much worse than after they first have sex. Best Quote from the Author's notes: It is not my fault if you don't like ...

I told you about it *because* it's bad! I can't help but poke fun at people who write things that deranged. I've read that epic from beginning to end, out of morbid curiosity. It gets much worse than after they first have sex. I can't help but think, what was she smoking when she wrote this, and can...

OMG, I know the kind of posh people you're on about. I would hate that too. When I go out to eat, I'm not bothered so much about how the staff are, I'm more than happy as long as the food is good. Too much manners are really false and I'd get this urge to ask the staff to talk like normal people. I ...

but shit happens so,

Granted, but then he would be coming around for a beer every day without fail, and bore you with the details of quantum physics.

I wish I had a TV channel of my very own.

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That picture is of a Devon Rex cat. I have two of those, but they're way cuter than that one. A Cornish Rex is similar but has a Siamese body shape. A Si-Rex is a cross between a Cornish Rex and a Siamese.

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http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html

You'll never see Link the same way again.

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Star Wars, Star Trek, or Stargate?

I prefer Star Trek.

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