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Armand · Post by **Armand** » 21/04/2006 - 14:10

Oh, Vosla - that is so funny. You can tell me in a PM where you wanted to apply that Tabasco! lol.

This seems like one of the most welcoming forums around. Thanks.

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 21/04/2006 - 17:38

Well... look at my forum rank... I'm not just ridiculously evil... I'm programmed that way...

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 21/04/2006 - 18:31

it's true, he's incredibly evil, he's the evis pressley of evil, the mark twain of evil - if evil could be personnified, vosla would be it

Aint this board ACE !!

Nickenstien · Post by **Nickenstien** » 21/04/2006 - 19:08

Dear Mr Sonic,

1.) Why do weather reports focus 10 minutes on outer-mongalia and papa new guiney, then 4 seconds on relivant local weather ?

2.) Whay are the toys in Kinder-Eggs so crap these days ?

c.) Where the bloody hell are my keys ? the taxi will be here in ten minutes!

hope you can offer some help here.

Cheers

Chris Abbott · Post by **Chris Abbott** » 21/04/2006 - 19:32

Nickenstien wrote:Dear Mr Sonic,

1.) Why do weather reports focus 10 minutes on outer-mongalia and papa new guiney, then 4 seconds on relivant local weather ?

2.) Whay are the toys in Kinder-Eggs so crap these days ?

c.) Where the bloody hell are my keys ? the taxi will be here in ten minutes!

hope you can offer some help here.

Cheers

BEEP! This is Mr Sonic's answer machine. Mr S. has instructed me to answer thusly:

1) Because everyone likes to see a blow job on the TV.

2) They're made in China now.

3) See below.

Nickenstien · Post by **Nickenstien** » 22/04/2006 - 1:05

Chris Abbot LOL!!

I checked the top of the fridge twice ( I even looked inside, they have been there before ) .

They were actualy in my shoes by the front-door in the end

So I managed to get out of the house before the taxi left, but now I am home (and drunk), with a new Conundrum that needs answering: -

Every time I go out for a few beers at the weekend, regardless of how much money I take, I always end up with exactly 47pence in copper (1's and 2's) in my pocket when I arrive back home. The places we visted sold drinks at prices divisble by 10 and the smallest coin I ever recieve in change is a 10p. The only money I had to begin with was thee Ã‚Â£10 notes so I didnt have the 1p's & 2p's to start with! Its not just me, I have spoke to loads of people who seem to be affected by this misterious small change iregularity!!!

My only explination for this is "Its the penny pixies!! they eat 10p coins and poo out 1's and 2's"

For me, this is a great reason, however it's actulay rubbish and I was hoping that you had a better reason for it

Love and kisses, Nick (drunk, with a pocket full of pennies)

Post by **LMan** » 22/04/2006 - 7:13

Penny Pixies!

Armand · Post by **Armand** » 24/04/2006 - 13:12

Nice pic, Chris.

@Nickenstein, Penny pixies indeed - or it could be pocket Elves that are so minute they can exactly dispose of your change into your hand when you fumble for it to buy a drink....cunning things these Elves. I would worry if I were you.

Good job you haven't got Pixel Pixies!

Nickenstien · Post by **Nickenstien** » 24/04/2006 - 13:35

Armand

Sadly I do have Pixel-Pixies, ive also got compiler goblins too

Armand · Post by **Armand** » 24/04/2006 - 13:50

@ Nikenstein - hehehehehehe..poor you, well you'll have to sort those pesky pixies out sooner or later. Have you tried tricking them yet?

Matrix · Post by **Matrix** » 24/04/2006 - 13:58

Compiler Goblins....

wait till you get the Common Cobol *Cough / sniff*

/coat

Nickenstien · Post by **Nickenstien** » 24/04/2006 - 16:22

LOL, the common Cobol

i think its worse than that!! ive got Bird-Flu++

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 24/04/2006 - 17:43

I guess the older generation here experienced less sanitary conditions and got BASIC bugs... nasty little critters but mostly harmless once you got a knack for them.

Armand · Post by **Armand** » 25/04/2006 - 13:37

@ Nickenstein - Bird Flu++, lol!

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