[GAME] Movie Quotes and Dialog Snippets #2

[LMan]

-You're not really wearing that are you?
-Wearing what?
-The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fuckin' with me?
-It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

[LMan]

- I always wondered why they were called roofies, 'cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call 'em floories.
- Or rapies.

[LMan]

Come on, someone must have watched this flick.

- Whose fucking baby is that?
- ..., are you sure you didn't see anyone else in the suite?
- Yeah, I checked all the rooms... no one's there. Check its collar or something.

- Hey ..., look! He's jackin' his little weenus!
- Pull yourself together, bro!
- Not at the table, Carlos!

[LMan]

- Tracy, it's Phil.
- Phil, where the hell are you guys?
- Listen, we fucked up. We lost Doug.
- What? We're getting married in *five hours*.
- Yeah... that's not gonna happen.

Now.

[LMan]

*sigh*

OK the plot of this 2009 movie: A Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order to find him.

Another hint: when the guys wake up in the morning, they're pretty hung-over.

[beyond]

I have no clue, but "Hangover"?

[LMan]

YES thank you!

To all: Hangover is definitely not the typical Las Vegas romantic comedy. It's seriously funny. Go watch.

[beyond]

That's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six.

[beyond]

A: I put a black widow spider underneath his mosquito net... a female, they're the worst. It took him a whole week to die. Did I do wrong?
B: Well, it wouldn't do to make a habit of it.

[LMan]

Dr. No

[beyond]

Yup, it is!

[LMan]

I killed a man... with this thumb.

[beyond]

Johnny Dangerously ?

[LMan]

Sorry, no

-: Someone has asked what is new!
-: New?
-: Yes! What do I tell them?
-: Well, what did you tell them?
-: I told them I would ask!
-: What are you blathering about?
-: Customers are asking what is new!
-: What should I tell them?
-: What did you tell them?
-: I TOLD THEM I WOULD ASK!

[beyond]

Ok, that's embarrassing. Should've known that instantly.

I'll reply with a teasing

"That's simple!"

and let others try to guess it