I couldn't resist and jumped on the bandwagon too

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Dear Sonic, Here are my questions, 1. Why is my car pissing oil all over the floor, when I can't find any leak? I know it's toilet trained! 2. Why does my washing machine keep eating the underwires out of all my favourite bras? Why can't it ruin my awful old ones instead?! 3. Why did Boz move to Swe...

Have a very Happy Christmas everyone!

I hope Father Christmas is generous to you all!

Ummmm, let me get this right...

Does this mean Mr. Chapmans full handle is now Paul "Chappers" "Mark Currie" Chapman??

Hmm Chappers, sounds like you're a bit of a mouthful!!..