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I trust Markus knows something we don't, especially as the couple fail to realise the unit's not actually live.

Stuff was available: http://girls.c64.org/ (Family unsafe.)




Though I wonder if this has anything to do with it..... if this is what I'm thinking.

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I don't see any sex in the second picture, but I guess the Parallel port came in handy for multitasking in the first.
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Well I wouldn't know about that Chris, though I think this makes sense now:

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Mmh!

Mmh!
electrically lubricated...
 
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I think that couple were getting joy out of sticking a North American plug into a European socket. :duh:
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Mmh!

Mmh!
Frictional...
 
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The girl in the first picture is actually a man.
Can not be unseen...
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Vosla wrote:The girl in the first picture is actually a man.
Can not be unseen...
Looks like AnalogX-64 in a wig.

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Funny how none of the topics mentioned on the cover relate remotely to that embarrassing photo. What were they thinking.

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Not with their brain, that's for sure!
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What were they thinking??. judging by the time frame, something to do while the 64 loaded pre-turboloader Manic Miner.. we got 15 minutes.!! crack open the sausage!!.. er.. hmm

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Seems it was a corny implementation of "sex sells".
I remember a lot of cheap computer magazines sporting a blonde bimbo holding up something computer related with a completely oblivious facial expression.
A more professional vector was taken by magazines like INPUT64 - not horrid semi-sexual cover or article-related picture as far as i remember.
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Mind you, this Apple one's not too bad.

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Made the effort didn't they.



However...

http://oldcomputers.net/oldads/nov/penril.jpg

Is your modem sexy? Or just non-descrept, as computer components are said to be now?




Who needs a man when you have an Equinox.

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But at least even relays are hot: http://oldcomputers.net/oldads/nov/angel-4.jpg


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Oh yes mate.




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