Infamous wrote:granted - swapped the elephant poo for rancid camel poop and a life size singing max bygraves doll sitting at the top of it.
i wish i had listened to my mother when i was young.
Granted. But the more you listen, the more she would say, and you'd find yourself today still sitting at the kitchen table while she rattled on about the benefits of pinning clothes to the washing line using wooden pegs rather than plastic ones.
I wish I could fart my national anthem.
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"Television is a medium. It is so called because for the most part it is not rare, and not well done." - MFE
LMan / Remix64 wrote:I wish I wouldn't need sleep so I can use all 24 hours of the day.
Granted! At the very moment people are aware of your condition, they keep flooding you with errands so you do things for other people, not yourself, 24/7 for the rest of your life.
Granted, Just load up the c64 emulator on you'r pc and make the demo there, and in a few programming hours you have a pc demo cause you are doing the c64 demo ON you'r pc
I wish i you guys could be at my work and see my boss, he looks so d-mn much like a crossover between mr.burns and mr.bean, it's scarry really
I wish i you guys could be at my work and see my boss, he looks so d-mn much like a crossover between mr.burns and mr.bean, it's scarry really
Granted, but then nobody would get any work done and your boss would become more like mr. burns by the minute... until he says the immortal words 'you're all fired'.
I wish there was a law against making adverts on TV so vague that you can remember the advert but not what they were actually trying to advertise.
Granted, but the lawn would then become self-aware like in Terminator 2. Just putting concrete slabs down would start World War III...
I wish the dog next door would stop BARKING FOR NO REASON AT 3AM!
'Some people believe football is a matter of life and death.
I'm very disappointed with that attitude.
I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.'
