Anyone here a real fan of The Legands of Zelda?

[1337]

http://linksqueen.tripod.com/mil.html

You'll never see Link the same way again.

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[GeckoYamori]

Summarize.

[Vosla]

Wierd fantasies about Link having sex with the main character of the story... at least up to the part where I stopped reading.

How about a poll: "What game character you would like to have sex with?"
1. Abe
2. Duke Nukem
3. Cate Archer
4. ...
Nah! Not really!

[1337]

I told you about it *because* it's bad! I can't help but poke fun at people who write things that deranged. I've read that epic from beginning to end, out of morbid curiosity. It gets much worse than after they first have sex.

I can't help but think, what was she smoking when she wrote this, and can I have some please?

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[1337]

I told you about it *because* it's bad! I can't help but poke fun at people who write things that deranged. I've read that epic from beginning to end, out of morbid curiosity. It gets much worse than after they first have sex.

Best Quote from the Author's notes:

It is not my fault if you don't like this story since you knew from the Gecko what it contained.

I can't help but think, what was she smoking when she wrote this, and can I have some please?

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[Romeo Knight]

"Then I arced my back and screamed in pure ecstasy as he begun to thrust his broad fingers deep inside my hot wetness"
ARRRGGH!
...well...at least it says something about "Thrust".

[Chris Abbott]

"Then I arced my back and screamed in pure ecstasy as he begun to thrust his broad fingers deep inside my hot wetness"
ARRRGGH!
...well...at least it says something about "Thrust".

And later, "Way of the Exploding Fist"

[Romeo Knight]

And after that he becomes "Manic Miner"

[Chris Abbott]

And after that he becomes "Manic Miner"

And then gets a nasty case of Jet Set Willy

[Kenz]

Hopefully he doesn't play Hammerfist ... !

[Vosla]

[1337]

The further you get through the story, the worse it gets. This is tame compared to some of the stuff I've seen at:

http://www.godawful.net

Take a good look through Golden Oldies.

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[Romeo Knight]

"Then I felt him quivering against me, as he slowly penetrated my awaiting body. The intensity of it raced through my body, raced through my bones. It had been a long time since I felt this feeling. As we made love, I felt our connection become full. I felt as if our bodies merged. We became as one. Even more so when we both came to a full climax. I screamed out his name as I felt him release his essence deep inside me."

I curse the day when I was taught to read.

[Vosla]

The further you get through the story, the worse it gets. This is tame compared to some of the stuff I've seen at:

http://www.godawful.net

Take a good look through Golden Oldies.

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The part about X-Files was all I didn't need! SCULLY!!!

[Dumper]

I think that person needs to change her medication.