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Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You are gay.'
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Abe Simpson: "My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.............."
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I AM SO SMART!!! S M R T!!!!
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Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff, would...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff?!! I'm there!
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Homer, who's too fat for cinema: "Shame on all of you. Give me my dignity! I just came here to see "Honk If You're Horny" in peace.
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homer - tv.. be more funny!
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homer - Marge, you being a cop makes you the man…which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
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