[GAME] Corrupt-A-Wish

Romeo Knight · Post by **Romeo Knight** » 19/05/2005 - 16:57

LMan / Remix64 wrote: I wish our little one would quit puking on my shirt.

Granted, and instead he shits on your face.

(this is btw, not far from reality (for all the non-parents))

I wish I'd know how to handle Adobe GoLive...

fnordpojk · Post by **fnordpojk** » 19/05/2005 - 17:49

Granted. Your nearest Adobe Training Provider took a hefty chunk out of your savings account for teaching you, though.

I wish I'd finally be rid of this cold.

Makke · Post by **Makke** » 19/05/2005 - 18:12

Granted. But you'll catch the ebola virus instead.

I wish someone would cook me dinner.

trace · Post by **trace** » 19/05/2005 - 18:14

Granted. Get a girlfriend

I wish i could attend to slay-gathering...

Makke · Post by **Makke** » 19/05/2005 - 18:17

Granted, but you'll end up in bed with Skitz.

I wish I had a girlfriend!

dan gillgrass · Post by **dan gillgrass** » 19/05/2005 - 18:51

Granted. But it would turn into a Crying Game scenario.

I wish I didn't have to work

Post by **tas** » 19/05/2005 - 21:21

granted, but you'd have no money, no life and no future... (a bitr like normal really

)

Wish i was as able to shag kira knightly

Post by **Slaygon** » 20/05/2005 - 7:25

Granted. You now have HIV.

I wish I was rich.

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 20/05/2005 - 9:15

Granted, but then all your friends will like you for your money.

I would like the editing of the PPOT part of the BIT live DVD was finished!

Post by **Slaygon** » 20/05/2005 - 9:41

Granted, but then the bass failure will all be included in the DVD.

I want to live forever.

Makke · Post by **Makke** » 20/05/2005 - 10:12

Granted, but you'll have a particular Queen-song playing your head over and over and over in your head, forever and ever.

I wish I had a car!

Post by **tas** » 20/05/2005 - 11:02

Granted, but it would be a toy matchbox car.

I wish i had the ability to see through womens clothes

Post by **Slaygon** » 20/05/2005 - 11:32

Granted. But all sexual excitement will be as gone as the clothes.

I wish days were twice as long.

DHS · Post by **DHS** » 20/05/2005 - 11:35

Granted, so you'll have to work twice the time in a day.

I wish every girl in the planet shave their more interesting part

Romeo Knight · Post by **Romeo Knight** » 20/05/2005 - 11:43

DHS wrote:I wish every girl in the planet shave their more interesting part

Granted - so all the girls would have bald boobs and big bushes!

I wish I could sing!