[GAME] Corrupt-A-Wish

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 30/05/2005 - 16:56

beyond wrote:I wish the sun would shine...

Oh, yes! And how the suns shines... and without sunblocker 5000 you catch skin cancer...

I wish I hadn't wished that I should be ill instead of my girl because now we are both having a bad cold...

1337 · Post by **1337** » 31/05/2005 - 8:46

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wish I hadn't wished that I should be ill instead of my girl because now we are both having a bad cold...

yes, but then she would still be suffering alone, and you wouldn't have a valid excuse to call in sick and skip work.

I wish I had more than one tarantula.

1337

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 31/05/2005 - 9:15

Wish granted.. your house is now covered in them leaving no space for you.

I wish my drivinglesson goes well...

merman · Post by **merman** » 31/05/2005 - 10:57

Yes, it goes really well until the instructor takes over the dual controls, hijacks you and drives to China...

I wish for great weather on my two weeks' holiday which starts Friday

n3mo · Post by **n3mo** » 31/05/2005 - 11:11

Wish granted.. It will be 50oC in the shade, and you get fried if you step out to "enjoy" the sun.. And you have no water...

I wish that my instructor would drive me to Japan instead..

Vosla · Post by **Vosla** » 31/05/2005 - 13:15

n3mo wrote:I wish that my instructor would drive me to Japan instead..

Well... at least he tries that and sinks the car in the chinese sea... (after a really long trip non-stop along the old silk road...)

I wish eurovision will die!

MFE · Post by **MFE** » 01/06/2005 - 4:09

Granted. Eurovision dies.... only to be replaced by the Japavision Annual Bad Karaoke Championships which takes the world by storm to become even more successful than Big Brother.

I wish my dog's anal glands weren't so productive...

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 01/06/2005 - 10:11

What kind of wish is that? Granted, but it would be taken away from you to a medical site for experimental surgery on animals.

I'd wish people would wish for fun stuff.

Makke · Post by **Makke** » 01/06/2005 - 22:54

beyond wrote:I'd wish people would wish for fun stuff.

Granted, you now laugh at things that aren't funny!

I wish my girlfriend wouldn't live 350+ km from me.

Infamous · Post by **Infamous** » 02/06/2005 - 4:42

granted she now lives 6000km's away from you instead.

i wish i had my own evil lair.

Post by **LMan** » 02/06/2005 - 4:58

Granted, but every 2 weeks it gets assaulted by adventurers, and everytime they foil your evil plans and steal all your horde.

I wish I had my favourite pancake for breakfast, which wouldn't be corrupted by you in any possible way.

Infamous · Post by **Infamous** » 02/06/2005 - 7:57

granted.. someone else though called bob comes and accidently uses his ancient and dark powers to turn your pancake into a elephant which then proceeds to make a mess of your general household b4 leaving out the backdoor and leaving u too explain the mess and elephants poop to the wife.

i wish i had a 2nd wish

beyond · Post by **beyond** » 02/06/2005 - 8:04

Granted, but then you would have another and another and another and...

I wish I was done masking the PPOT video... (for the BIT DVD)

Post by **LMan** » 02/06/2005 - 9:31

Granted, but you're not happy with it and start all over.

I wish Infamous hadn't made that elephant poo in our new flat.

Infamous · Post by **Infamous** » 02/06/2005 - 10:16

granted - swapped the elephant poo for rancid camel poop and a life size singing max bygraves doll sitting at the top of it.

i wish i had listened to my mother when i was young.